cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

That is just depressing

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oknope:

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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SHREK OMG

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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Timestamp: 1401642872

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes

(via thefuuuucomics)

Timestamp: 1401123924

originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes

(via thefuuuucomics)

ohabed:

Oli Pettigrew Appreciation Post

Timestamp: 1400972755

ohabed:

Oli Pettigrew Appreciation Post

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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harryorgans:

How my blind dates usually start.

(Source: patrickjw26, via damn-funny)

Timestamp: 1400265003

harryorgans:

How my blind dates usually start.

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dreamwurks:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

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Don’t sit around complaining that a storyline hasn’t been done by Disney when there are other animated film companies that have been there, done that.

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After 10 years

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Timestamp: 1399389502

After 10 years

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nonelikerae:

British tv

I actually ship Jimmy Carr and Jack Whitehall.

(Source: oldkovacsed, via functionalmorons)

Timestamp: 1399258331

nonelikerae:

British tv

I actually ship Jimmy Carr and Jack Whitehall.

(Source: oldkovacsed, via functionalmorons)