londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via sodamnrelatable)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via fluorescentadultescent)

rockymountainpeasantsong:

Shameless Master-post

Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden.  Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it’s been a good home to us; to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ‘cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me…We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: we know how to fucking party!

      Shameless is the Emmy-nominated drama/comedy currently leading (imho) Showtime’s line-up.  The show tells the story of alcohol & drug-dependent Frank Gallagher, played by William H. Macy, and his six kids (Fiona, Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl, & Liam) who are struggling to make ends meet; the lack of decent parentage not helping.  Rounding out the cast of characters are the Gallagher’s neighbors, Kev and V., Sheila, played by Joan Cusack, an OCD-ridden housewife and mother of Lip Gallagher’s “girlfriend” Karen, and Mandy & Mickey Milkovitch, friends of the eldest Gallagher boys.
      This is quite possibly one of the greatest television shows running right now, and I’ve made this post so that friends I know and other completely random Tumblr users could watch it.  The writing is always fresh, and impeccably balanced between dramatic, often times tear-jerking scenes, & light-hearted moments that are sure to inspire laughter.  If you are not watching Shameless, do something about it.

Season One

01.01 - Pilot
01.02 - Frank the Plank
01.03 - Aunt Ginger
01.04 - Casey Casden
01.05 - Three Boys
01.06 - Killer Carl
01.07 - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father
01.08 - It’s Time to Kill the Turtle
01.09 - But at Last Came a Knock
01.10 - Nana Gallagher Had an Affair
01.11 - Daddyz Girl
01.12 - Father Frank, Full of Grace

Season Two

02.01 - Summertime
02.02 - Summer Loving
02.03 - I’ll Light a Candle for You Every Day
02.04 - A Beautiful Mess
02.05 - Father’s Day
02.06 - Can I Have a Mother
02.07 - A Bottle of Jean Nate
02.08 - Parenthood
02.09 - Hurricane Monica
02.10 - A Great Cause
02.11 - Just Like the Pilgrims Intended
02.12 - Fiona Interrupted

Season Three

03.01 - El Gran Cañon
03.02 - The American Dream
03.03 - May I Trim Your Hedges?
03.04 - The Helpful Gallaghers
03.05 - The Sins of My Caretaker
03.06 - Cascading Failures
03.07 - A Long Way From Home
03.08 - Where There’s a Will
03.09 - Frank the Plumber
03.10 - Civil Wrongs
03.11 - Order Room Service
03.12 - Survival of the Fittest

Season Four

04.01 - Simple Pleasures
04.02 - My Oldest Daughter
04.03 - Like Father, Like Daughter
04.04 - Strangers on a Train
04.05 - There’s the Rub
04.06 - Iron City
04.07 - A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, & Parasitic Twin
04.08 - Hope Spring Paternal
04.09 - The Legend of Bonnie & Carl
04.10-04.12 to come when they’re available/current season ends.

May your fucked up journey start.

(via mckeymilkovich)

Timestamp: 1395381971

rockymountainpeasantsong:

Shameless Master-post

Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden.  Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it’s been a good home to us; to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ‘cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me…We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: we know how to fucking party!

      Shameless is the Emmy-nominated drama/comedy currently leading (imho) Showtime’s line-up.  The show tells the story of alcohol & drug-dependent Frank Gallagher, played by William H. Macy, and his six kids (Fiona, Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl, & Liam) who are struggling to make ends meet; the lack of decent parentage not helping.  Rounding out the cast of characters are the Gallagher’s neighbors, Kev and V., Sheila, played by Joan Cusack, an OCD-ridden housewife and mother of Lip Gallagher’s “girlfriend” Karen, and Mandy & Mickey Milkovitch, friends of the eldest Gallagher boys.
      This is quite possibly one of the greatest television shows running right now, and I’ve made this post so that friends I know and other completely random Tumblr users could watch it.  The writing is always fresh, and impeccably balanced between dramatic, often times tear-jerking scenes, & light-hearted moments that are sure to inspire laughter.  If you are not watching Shameless, do something about it.

Season One

01.01 - Pilot
01.02 - Frank the Plank
01.03 - Aunt Ginger
01.04 - Casey Casden
01.05 - Three Boys
01.06 - Killer Carl
01.07 - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father
01.08 - It’s Time to Kill the Turtle
01.09 - But at Last Came a Knock
01.10 - Nana Gallagher Had an Affair
01.11 - Daddyz Girl
01.12 - Father Frank, Full of Grace

Season Two

02.01 - Summertime
02.02 - Summer Loving
02.03 - I’ll Light a Candle for You Every Day
02.04 - A Beautiful Mess
02.05 - Father’s Day
02.06 - Can I Have a Mother
02.07 - A Bottle of Jean Nate
02.08 - Parenthood
02.09 - Hurricane Monica
02.10 - A Great Cause
02.11 - Just Like the Pilgrims Intended
02.12 - Fiona Interrupted

Season Three

03.01 - El Gran Cañon
03.02 - The American Dream
03.03 - May I Trim Your Hedges?
03.04 - The Helpful Gallaghers
03.05 - The Sins of My Caretaker
03.06 - Cascading Failures
03.07 - A Long Way From Home
03.08 - Where There’s a Will
03.09 - Frank the Plumber
03.10 - Civil Wrongs
03.11 - Order Room Service
03.12 - Survival of the Fittest

Season Four

04.01 - Simple Pleasures
04.02 - My Oldest Daughter
04.03 - Like Father, Like Daughter
04.04 - Strangers on a Train
04.05 - There’s the Rub
04.06 - Iron City
04.07 - A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, & Parasitic Twin
04.08 - Hope Spring Paternal
04.09 - The Legend of Bonnie & Carl
04.10-04.12 to come when they’re available/current season ends.

May your fucked up journey start.

(via mckeymilkovich)

rubyreed:

Still better than some of the diet advice I’ve seen on tumblr.

(Source: dreamjerky, via damn-funny)

Timestamp: 1395166818

rubyreed:

Still better than some of the diet advice I’ve seen on tumblr.

(Source: dreamjerky, via damn-funny)

joffersbaratheon:

well he’s nothing if not consistent. 

At least he kept his promise.

(via karengilan)

Timestamp: 1394999754

joffersbaratheon:

well he’s nothing if not consistent. 

At least he kept his promise.

(via karengilan)

a hilarious joke

distraction:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

I don’t get it

(via damn-funny)

inkkissedpaper:

No Distractions

"I was watching him at the party! I… I thought he was in the living room…"

Timestamp: 1392013782
"I was watching him at the party! I… I thought he was in the living room…"

Planning this?! Who the fuck plans for three babies?

Timestamp: 1390375138

Planning this?! Who the fuck plans for three babies?

storm-spirt-persona:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Dear me Mr. Holmes

What happened to you?

Deserting your friends

And “taking” your life

You’ve made quite a mess

And caused lots of strife

And your little friend John

What about him

Without you

He looks quite grim

So think very hard

Before you return

Not everyone can handle

That kind of burn

Dear me Mr. Holmes

Does my name ring a bell?

That day you faked your death

I faked mine as well.

-JM

heyhaley17:

The many faces of Martin Freeman…I love this man

Timestamp: 1389808816

heyhaley17:

The many faces of Martin Freeman…I love this man